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Unf*cked

And the 12-Day Ex Detox

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By: Jeffrey Alan
Narrated by: Jeffrey Alan
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Congratulations. You've officially lost your mind. You replay conversations in the shower. You check your phone every six minutes. You've become a part-time FBI agent, relationship historian, and psychic, all while trying to convince everyone you're "doing great."

Relax. You're not crazy. You're heartbroken.

And after 45 years of dating, relationships, breakups, bad decisions, and occasionally learning something useful, Jeffrey Alan has discovered something nobody tells you:

You don't move on because time passes. You move on because the truth finally becomes louder than the fantasy.

UNF*CKED: And The 12-Day Ex Detox is part tough love, part kitchen table conversation, and part reality check. It's designed to help you understand what really happened, stop obsessing, stop romanticizing, and finally make peace with the past so you can get on with your life.

No fluff. No therapy-speak. No pretending you're "fine."

Just brutal honesty, hard-earned wisdom, and a powerful 12-Day Ex Detox to help you get your head straight and your life back.

Because closure isn't something they give you. It's something you take back.

And besides… You've wasted enough time stalking their Instagram.

©2026 Jeffrey Alan (P)2026 Jeffrey Alan
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