The Unfortunates
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The Unfortunates
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Narrated by:
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Bobby Garrison
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By:
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G. E. Moore
Gross powers. Bad timing. One wrong move away from total collapse.
Welcome to APEX Academy, where the gifted become gods... and the gross get dumped into Team Nine.
Meet The Unfortunates: a team of outcasts with powers so disturbing, other students refuse to spar with them. We're talking fart-propelled flight, booger armor, sentient urine fog, weaponized hair, and the ability to absorb and redistribute pain like karmic landmines.
They’re disgusting. They’re dysfunctional. And they might be the only team strong enough to uncover what’s really going on at APEX. Because students are disappearing. Memories don’t line up. And beneath the academy’s polished surface lies a secret: this school eats its weakest. Literally.
As their bond grows and their powers evolve, The Unfortunates will face rogue memories, buried loops, and a predator hiding behind a friendly smile. To survive, they'll need more than bathroom humor and trauma—they’ll need each other.
Perfect for fans of The Boys, Deadpool, and anyone who likes their superheroes funny, filthy, and just smart enough to break the system.
©2025 G. E. Moore (P)2025 G. E. Moore
