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By: Karelia Stetz-Waters
Narrated by: Lori Prince
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A hilarious, queer romance about mixing business with battery-operated pleasure, perfect for fans of Casey McQuiston and Abby Jimenez.

When it comes to her career, Cade Elgin has it all figured out. Only “professional talk” has become her default mode, relationships are nonexistent, and don’t even mention the word “orgasm.” All work and no play makes Cade a dull human. But when she inherits a sex toy store, Cade is caught between business and a store filled with every imaginable kind of pleasure—including her infuriatingly irresponsible and deliciously sexy new co-owner.

Selena Mathis learned the hard way that she can have too much of a good thing. Which is precisely why she’s taken an oath of celibacy and is focusing on how to make Satisfaction Guaranteed a success. She won’t mess this up. Not this time. But once again, Selena’s emotions are getting in the way and tempting her with a serious attraction to buttoned-up Cade.

But the shop isn’t exactly vibe-ing, and Cade and Selena are on the verge of losing both their income and the possibility of love. Can they find a way to work together ... before Satisfaction Guaranteed runs out of batteries?

“Satisfaction Guaranteed is a deliciously, buzzy romance, no batteries required.” ―PopSugar

“A truly funny rom-com that’s full of heat and heart.” ―Kirkus Reviews, starred review

“Incredibly satisfying.” ―Washington Post Literature & Fiction Romance Romantic Comedy Women's Fiction
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"A truly funny rom-com that’s full of heat and heart."—Kirkus Reviews
"An enchanting must-read."—Publishers Weekly
"Highly recommended."—Library Journal on Worth the Wait
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Satisfaction Guaranteed is my first novel by Karelia Stetz-Waters, and while I didn’t love everything, I’m looking forward to reading more of her books. It’s a fun opposites-attract romance with endearing characters. It’s cute and often funny, and Lori Prince’s narration is fittingly facetious. The pace felt a bit slow around the middle of the story, then it picked up again. I liked the storyline about Selena’s paintings very much. Selena is a lot more complex and Cade a lot more fun than they first appear to be, and the chemistry between them is believable and exciting. The secondary characters aren’t as interesting or layered as I hoped they would be, however. With all the sex talk, you’d expect a fast burn and some steam but it was a lot more amusing than hot.

Cute and funny

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