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Sarah & The Viking - Part 1: How the F*ck Do You Know My Dad?

By: Noelle Harper
Narrated by: Juno Black
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Summary
 Sarah Mitchell has a type. Unfortunately, her type doesn't exist.The men her age are beanpoles in borrowed personalities — right piercing, wrong everything else. She's accepted her fate. She'll be the cool aunt. She'll get a motorcycle.Then her father — quiet, cardigan-wearing, hasn't weighed in on her love life since 2005 — looks up from his magazine and plays the only card he's ever played.I know someone.He won't show her a picture. He won't describe him. He'll just say: Be there at two. You'll know.She's expecting tweed and elbow patches.She gets a six-foot-four tattooed English teacher with a red beard, a kitten named after a jazz musician, and the patience of a man who spends his days convincing teenagers to care about Toni Morrison.His name is Ivan Hansen. And her quiet, NATO-reading dad knew before she did.Contains explicit content, a cat who respects no one, and Taylor Swift — played for the basil.©2026 Noelle Harper (P)2026 Noelle Harper, Musician Smut Publishing Romantic Comedy
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