I bought a $625,000 house for $18,100, but this isn’t a real estate miracles audiobook. I can hear dead people, but this isn’t a psychic people audiobook. I know some celebrities - Yes, I did spill the beans.

There you go again, judging a book by its cover! I sued a bank. I guess that was my first mistake. No, actually my first mistake was getting back into a relationship with my ex, letting him move in, making me sell all my valuables to some jerk whose bank wire went bad days after the transaction. I sued the bank. They froze my account and refused to talk to me about what happened. “Your account was closed by the fraud department, and they don’t have a phone number. I’m not allowed to talk to you.” The bank said.

For nine months, I chased answers about my money, which just vanished. The bank's lawyers refused to give my attorney a formal answer. They definitely were not willing to put any correspondence on the matter in writing. And, then a year after the lawsuit, my ex was riding the hood of my car, then I got arrested for robbing a bank. And, the rest was history. They put me in jail, they hit me with so many charges I could spend 100 years in jail. Despite it all, I survived jail, a voodoo yielding psycho, my kid got into University of California, Berkeley, after he survived a school shooting, and so much more.

This is my story, through hell and back. Trial is coming. It’s not over yet. This audiobook will take you on an emotional, funny, eye-popping, celebrity gossip filled, touching, soulful, poetic journey into Alana’s life. You will cry, laugh, and enjoy the journey through her pains to freedom. Alana begs the listener to make every moment count, while finding resolve in walking one’s life path.

The audiobook ends with the final chapter to be written by the listener. Alana leaves room for the listener to document her impending trial by jury and discuss how the audiobook affected their lives.