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How to Haunt an Accountant

A Ghostly Office Comedy

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How to Haunt an Accountant

By: Ethan Marlowe
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Dev Banerjee has not had a full night's sleep since he made senior. He is a burned-out senior accountant at a Milwaukee firm that has just moved him into the corner desk of a bookkeeper who died at it. On his first night in the chair, a stapler slides four inches across the blotter, and a very polite voice informs him that his reconciliation is off by forty-one cents.

Walter Pym was a bookkeeper for forty-three years and is, as of this moment, Dev's problem. He cannot wander more than thirty feet from Dev, he cannot pass through steel, he can move one small object a day, and every real push costs him a memory he will never get back. He also has forty-four days of afterlife left, an overdue form at the Department of Lingering Affairs, and a firm full of clients who are quietly being robbed.

Together they have a tax deadline, a merger review, a managing partner who speaks only in buzzwords, a copier that opens onto the afterlife's service window, a night guard whose basset hound can see what no one else can, an intern who says hypothetically before everything, and a plan to break into a locked records vault before the shredding truck arrives. The suspects are friendly. The proof has to be paper. And the one witness who knows what really happened that night has forgotten it.

A warm, laugh-out-loud office comedy with a ghost, a heist, a heartfelt goodbye and not one scare. Perfect for anyone who has ever stayed late at work and wondered if it was worth it.

A clean comedic paranormal novel.
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