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Beam Me Up, Daddy

By: ELIJAH SLATER
Narrated by: Harper Quinn, Elliot Vance, Ruby Calloway
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Beam Me Up, DaddyA Chaotic Sci-Fi Rom-Com with Unhinged SpiceOne minute, Maddison Taylor is buying iced coffee and dodging bad dates in small-town Oklahoma. The next? She’s abducted by aliens in what can only be described as the world’s worst case of mistaken identity.Turns out, the Galactic Federation thought she was someone else—someone important. Oops. Now she's stuck in space, navigating absurd diplomacy, intergalactic villains, and a growing list of... very hot problems.Problem #1: The grumpy, bossy space commander with glowing tattoos, a control kink, and exactly zero patience for her mouthy attitude. (Space Daddy Certified.)Problem #2: The horned barbarian who growls like he wants to fight her… or absolutely ruin her.Problem #3: The silver-furred murder floof who claims her like an emotional support human.Problem #4: The chaotic shapeshifter who changes forms—and genders—on a whim.Problem #5: A mad scientist with tentacles and... experiments. (For science. Allegedly.)And the biggest problem of all? Kevin. A basement-dwelling internet troll who somehow built a rogue space fleet and now demands Mads be handed over like she’s a cursed Build-A-Bear.With zero diplomatic training, too much caffeine, and absolutely no sense of self-preservation, Mads has to survive the political mess, the feral himbos fighting over her, and figure out why the entire galaxy suddenly thinks she’s royalty.Beam Me Up, Daddy is an outrageously spicy, laugh-out-loud sci-fi romance featuring: Reverse harem dynamics (Why choose? She doesn’t.) Monster-loving chaos Grumpy x mouthy, bossy Space Daddy energy Unhinged humor, bookish main character energy, and endless feral spice Found family, galactic disasters, and morally questionable science Prepare yourself for: space wine, alien flirting that should be illegal, murder kittens, tentacle shenanigans, and the galaxy’s most chaotic love story.If you love spicy monster romance, laugh-till-you-cry banter, morally gray space commanders, and alien men with... extra features, this one’s for you.©2025 Elijah Slater (P)2027 Elijah Slater Action & Adventure Fantasy Romantic Comedy
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