Dime Store Hitman
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Narrated by:
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Michael Neeb
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By:
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Thomas Curran
Meet Eddie “The Cowboy” DelDuco: low-budget hitman and human coupon for bad decisions.
No tuxedos. No silencers. Just garage-sale weaponry, burner phones, lawn ornaments, and a flair for the absurd. He takes out people the way other guys unclog sinks—cheaply, creatively, and usually with something from the clearance bin.
When Jessica Starling, a vapid but dangerously ambitious influencer, hires him to “relocate” her boyfriend, Eddie figures it’s just another bargain-bin gig. Instead, it becomes the murder that launches a thousand hashtags.
As rival influencers feud, a lovesick cryo-spa owner melts down, and a true-crime podcaster circles for clicks, Eddie becomes the accidental star of L.A.’s dumbest murder mystery.
In a city where fame kills faster than Botox, The Cowboy’s running two-for-one specials.
©2025 Thomas Curran (P)2026 Thomas Curran
