No one is getting any younger. And getting older is not for the faint of heart. In fact, it sucks. If you’re getting older, and you are, because your back hurts and you can’t find your glasses, you need this book. From the bestselling author of the million-copy seller Why Do Men Have Nipples? comes all the answers you need to your questions on aging. Compiled alongside an actual doctor who knows some things about the indignities of aging, Dr. Gerald Imber, (The Youth Corridor), I Came, I Saw, I Forgot Why I Was Here is a funny, insightful, and most of all, informative guide growing up, getting old, and how time makes a joke of all of us.

It’s a hard truth to face, especially given how much it messes with your face, but if you’re alive, you’re getting older. So, why not try to understand what is actually happening to your body, mind and spirit? Mark Leyner and Dr. Gerald Imber offer insights and even some advice to ease the pain (both physical and metaphysical.)

• Do I have to pee because I just woke up, or did I just wake up because I have to pee?
• What causes "old people smell"?
• How do I get rid of the bags under my eyes?
• Does your brain actually shrink as you get older?
• How old is too old for a boob job?

Compiled in Q&A format, I Came, I Saw, I Forgot Why I Was Heremakes an ideal gift guide for the old and old-to-be, unless you forget where you left it.